1. (Source: vinesnow, via terrakion)

     
     
  2. dirtyberd:

    dirtyberd:

    It’s giveaway time!! We’re celebrating Dirtyberd’s 55,000 fab followers and my fave toy company Doc Johnson’s new Tumblr

    The toys being given away are pictured above. They’re all brand new and never used:

    iVibe Select iRabbit 

    iVibe Select iRocket

    Original Pocket Rocket 

    White Nights Bullet

    Mood Naughty Butt Plug

    OptiMALE Vibrating Cock Ring

    Mood Water-Based Lube

    To enter: 

    • Simply like and/or reblog this post. You can do both or either ONCE A DAY. Each like and reblog will count as one entry. So, obviously, your chances are better if you like AND reblog but just liking is fine if you prefer being discreet
    • You must be 18+ to enter, no exceptions 
    • You must be following both my blog: dirtyberd.tumblr.com AND Doc Johnson’s blog: theoriginaldoc.tumblr.com
    • You must be within the US or Canada to win. Sorry international Berdies- shipping worldwide is too expensive and difficult :( 
    • Please leave the description and rules in the post

    The winner will be selected April 10th, 2014 at 12pm (EST). You will have 24 hours to respond to my message or another winner will be chosen. Packaging will be discreet, of course!

    Ready, set, go pervs :)

    Almost time to pick the winner, last chance boo boos !

     
  3.  
  4. dirtyberd:

    dirtyberd:

    It’s giveaway time!! We’re celebrating Dirtyberd’s 55,000 fab followers and my fave toy company Doc Johnson’s new Tumblr

    The toys being given away are pictured above. They’re all brand new and never used:

    iVibe Select iRabbit 

    iVibe Select iRocket

    Original Pocket Rocket 

    White Nights Bullet

    Mood Naughty Butt Plug

    OptiMALE Vibrating Cock Ring

    Mood Water-Based Lube

    To enter: 

    • Simply like and/or reblog this post. You can do both or either ONCE A DAY. Each like and reblog will count as one entry. So, obviously, your chances are better if you like AND reblog but just liking is fine if you prefer being discreet
    • You must be 18+ to enter, no exceptions 
    • You must be following both my blog: dirtyberd.tumblr.com AND Doc Johnson’s blog: theoriginaldoc.tumblr.com
    • You must be within the US or Canada to win. Sorry international Berdies- shipping worldwide is too expensive and difficult :( 
    • Please leave the description and rules in the post

    The winner will be selected April 10th, 2014 at 12pm (EST). You will have 24 hours to respond to my message or another winner will be chosen. Packaging will be discreet, of course!

    Ready, set, go pervs :)

    Get on this ! I’m so excited to play toy fairy again, best part of running DB. So fun :)))
     
  5. makinsomejokes:

    yay—stefon:

    Louis C.K.’s opening monologue on SNL.

    (via p-a-n-t-o-u-f-l-e)

     
  6.  
  7. dirtyberd:

    It’s giveaway time!! We’re celebrating Dirtyberd’s 55,000 fab followers and my fave toy company Doc Johnson’s new Tumblr

    The toys being given away are pictured above. They’re all brand new and never used:

    iVibe Select iRabbit 

    iVibe Select iRocket

    Original Pocket Rocket 

    White Nights Bullet

    Mood Naughty Butt Plug

    OptiMALE Vibrating Cock Ring

    Mood Water-Based Lube

    To enter: 

    • Simply like and/or reblog this post. You can do both or either ONCE A DAY. Each like and reblog will count as one entry. So, obviously, your chances are better if you like AND reblog but just liking is fine if you prefer being discreet
    • You must be 18+ to enter, no exceptions 
    • You must be following both my blog: dirtyberd.tumblr.com AND Doc Johnson’s blog: theoriginaldoc.tumblr.com
    • You must be within the US or Canada to win. Sorry international Berdies- shipping worldwide is too expensive and difficult :( 
    • Please leave the description and rules in the post

    The winner will be selected April 10th, 2014 at 12pm (EST). You will have 24 hours to respond to my message or another winner will be chosen. Packaging will be discreet, of course!

    Ready, set, go pervs :)

     
  8. reverseracists:

    neighbors in Paris

    (Source: stupidfuckingquestions, via 5pacejunk)

     
  9. (Source: awwww-cute, via cyberho)

     
  10. This is one of my favorite posts because that cat’s fucking name is fucking meatloaf

    (Source: tastefullyoffensive, via taffycomet)

     
  11. (Source: tropius, via memewhore)

     
  12. tastefullyoffensive:

    Charts Only People Who Live In Westeros Will Understand

    (Source: buzzfeed)

     
  13. pomfcat:

    dualchainz:

    THIS DOG

    Such polite barks

    (via themano)

     
     
  14. stfuprolifers:

    stfuconservatives:

    foxes-of-harrow:

    theymightbebeatles:

    lavender-labia:

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    I WILL NEVER STOP LOSING IT AT “FUCK YOU LADY.”

    Oh my god the “FUCK YOU LADY” is the best

    YESSS THIS POST IS BACK

    The physics and “FUCK YOU LADY” are definitely my favorite ones.

    (via 5pacejunk)

     
  15. happymonsters:

    [HappyMonsters.]

    Spread the joy! =) Remember, you deserve to be happy!

    (via kohikuma)