1. 6 May


     

  2. 17 Apr



    When I search the food tag,

    I don’t wanna see a bunch of shitty vegan food.
    I want steak and cheese and scrambled eggs and chicken nuggets.

     

  3. 8 Apr



    Sometimes I wanna be thinner. Then I remember I love oreos.

     

  4. 7 Apr



    I would pay with sex for some scalloped potatoes.

     

  5. 8 Feb



    Mom, you better get home and make me some fucking dinner.

     

  6. 23 Jan



    So I just had Denny’s for the first time tonight.

    I was super pumped and thinking I was gunna be all

    But I was wrong. I was really just kinda like