1. Does anyone know what this is? Or better, where I can get it!


  3. When I search the food tag,

    I don’t wanna see a bunch of shitty vegan food.
    I want steak and cheese and scrambled eggs and chicken nuggets.


  4. Sometimes I wanna be thinner. Then I remember I love oreos.


  5. I would pay with sex for some scalloped potatoes.


  6. Mom, you better get home and make me some fucking dinner.


  7. So I just had Denny’s for the first time tonight.

    I was super pumped and thinking I was gunna be all

    But I was wrong. I was really just kinda like