1.  

  2. I go to university to fantasize about food, alcohol, sex and chocolate.

     

  3. It was some kind of super bird! Or an average bird who bought a bowflex.

     
  4. Thank you, internet. You always know my needs.

     
  5. Drink.

    Drank.

    Drunk.

     
  6. Sometimes, I wish my dog was smart enough to do this.

     
     
  7. Ooooh, you gunna twirl the baton tonight huh.

     
  8. Damn.

     
  9. itmeansnoworrys:

    sofapizza:

    someone halp this dag! he thinks he’s turtles.

     
  10. This is what I need to do to people sometimes. Fuckin’ idiots.

     
  11.  
  12.  
  13. THIS TOO!

     
  14. Justin Bieber? I think so.

     
  15.