1. Celebrate with me!
    It’s my birthday which means I’m not a babby anymore.

  2. perlabyrinthus:


    Send me a number and I’ll tell you my unpopular opinion. 

    1. A selection of television programs you do not care for.
    A selection of musical artists you do not care for.
    A selection of celebrities you couldn’t care less about.
    A hobby you “don’t get”.
    A habit you find disgusting.
    Something in school you really liked doing that everyone else bitched over.
    7. Your favorite household chore.
    Popular video games that make you go “meh”.
    PC or MAC?
    A sport you don’t like, for whatever reason.
    A sport you really like, for whatever reason.
    Television programs you love but have gotten shit for liking.
    Musical artists you love but have gotten shit for liking.
    A hobby you have/find interesting that other people bother you over/make fun of.
    A habit you have that other people bug you over.
    Something in school you hating doing and it felt like everyone else loved.
    The household chore that makes you want to shoot your own face off.
    A selection of video games that you enjoy that perhaps you really shouldn’t.
    A celebrity crush that maybe even you don’t understand.
    Free rant on whatever grinds your gears at the moment.

    I doubt any of you will really do this, but whatever. Bored as shit. Send me stuff to reply to.

    (via themano)


  3. All I wanna do is have sex and give head. Is that too much to ask?


  4. I get to have sex in 13 days.

    I’m sorry I’m just really excited.


  5. In honor of masturbation month....

    1. 1: Kitchen Counter, Couch, or on top of the dryer?
    2. 2: Your last sexual encounter: Good or Bad and why:
    3. 3: A fictional person that you think would be good in bed:
    4. 4: Something that never fails to make you horny:
    5. 5: Where is one place you would never have sex:
    6. 6: The most awkward moment during a sexual experience was when ______________
    7. 7: Weirdest thing that ever made you horny:
    8. 8: What is the best way to sexually bind someone:
    9. 9: Handcuffs, Rope, or Other [if other please explain]:
    10. 10: What is the fastest way to make you horny:
    11. 11: Top or bottom?
    12. 12: We were about to ____________ but then ______________
    13. 13: Would you ever take a sexual enhancement drug?
    14. 14: Is one orgasm enough? Are multiple orgasms necessary?
    15. 15: Something that you have hidden in your room that you don’t want anyone to find:
    16. 16: Weirdest nickname a significant other has ever called you:
    17. 17: Two things you like [or dislike] about oral sex:
    18. 18: Weirdest sexual act some has performed [or tried to perform] on/with you:
    19. 19: Have you ever tasted yourself? [If no, would you?] [If yes, what did you think?]
    20. 20: Is it ever okay to not use a condom:
    21. 21: Who was the sexiest teacher you ever had?
    22. 22: A food that you would like to use during a sexual experience:
    23. 23: How big is too big (peniswise):
    24. 24: One sexual thing you would never do:
    25. 25: Biggest turn on:
    26. 26: Three spots that drive you insane:
    27. 27: Worst possible time to get horny:
    28. 28: Do you like it when your sexual partner moans:
    29. 29: Worst sexual idea you ever had:
    30. 30: How much fapping is too much fapping:
    31. 31: Best sexual complement you ever got:
    32. 32: Bald, landing strip, Jumanji:
    33. 33: Is it good sex if you don’t nut:
    34. 34: Fill in the blanks: "If they ____________, we are fuckin"
    35. 35: What your favorite part of your body:
    36. 36: Favorite foreplay activities:
    37. 37: Love (>,<, or =) Sex For those of us who don’t remember our math thats “greater than, less than, or equal to]
    38. 38: What do you wear to bed?
    39. 39: When was the first time you masturbated:
    40. 40: Do you have any nude/masturbating pictures/video of yourself?
    41. 41: Have you ever/when was the last time you had sex outside?
    42. 42: Have/would you ever have sex outside?
    43. 43: Have/would you ever had a threesome?
    44. 44: What is one random object you’ve used to masturbate?
    45. 45: Have/would you ever masturbate at work?
    46. 46: Have/would you ever have sex on a plane?
    47. 47: What is one song you’d like to have sex to?
    48. 48: What is something nonsexual that makes you horny?
    49. 49: Most attractive celebrity?
    50. 50: Do you watch gay/lesbian porn? why/why not?
    51. 51: If a child was born on the occasion of the last time you had sex, how old would that child be right now
    52. 52: Has anyone ever posted nude pictures of you online?
    53. 53: What is one thing that NEVER makes you horny?
    54. 54: Do you have stretch marks?
    55. 55: How do you feel about your stretch marks?
    56. 56: Has anyone ever had a problem with your stretch marks?
    57. 57: Do you like giving head? (why/why not)
    58. 58: How do you feel about tattoos on someone you are interested in?
    59. 59: How would you feel about taking someones virginity?
    60. 60: Is there any food you would NOT recommend using during a sexual encounter?
    61. 61: Is there anything you do on tumblr that you would not like your significant other to see?
    62. 62: Do you own any sex toys? (what is it? (how long have you had it?)
    63. 63: Would you give your significant other unrestricted access to your Tumblr for a day?
    64. 64: Would you be offended if your significant other suggested you get plastic surgery?
    65. 65: Would you rather be a pornstar or a prostitute?
    66. 66: Do you watch porn?
    67. 67: How small is too small?
    68. 68: Have you ever been called a freak? Why?
    69. 69: Who gave you your last kiss? Did it mean anything?
    70. 70: Would you switch phones with your significant other for a day?
    71. 71: Do you feel comfortable going "commando"?
    72. 72: Would you have a problem with going down on someone if they hadn't shaved their pubic hair?
    73. 73: If you could give yourself head, would you?
    74. 74: Booty or Boobs?
    75. 75: If you had a penis, what would you name it?
    76. 76: Have you ever been on an official date?
    77. 77: Have you ever cheated on someone? (Why?)
    78. 78: If you were a stripper, what would your name be?
    79. 79: Have you ever had sex in your parents bed? (Would you?)
    80. 80: How would you react if you found out your parents had sex in your bed?
    81. 81: What was your reaction the first time you saw a penis/vagina
    82. this seems fun

  6. I just want really frisky, dirty sex. Is that too much to ask for?

  7. themano:

    Nap time (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧

    Da boys.

  8. I hate frappy hour.


  9. send me numbers

    1. 1. Are looks important in a relationship?
    2. 2. Are relationships ever worth it?
    3. 3. Are you a virgin?
    4. 4. Are you in a relationship?
    5. 5. Are you in love?
    6. 6. Are you single this year?
    7. 7. Can you commit to one person?
    8. 8. Describe your crush
    9. 9. Describe your perfect mate
    10. 10. Do you believe in love at first sight?
    11. 11. Do you ever want to get married?
    12. 12. Do you forgive betrayal?
    13. 13. Do you get jealous easily?
    14. 14. Do you have a crush on anyone?
    15. 15. Do you have any piercings?
    16. 16. Do you have any tattoos?
    17. 17. Do you like kissing in public?
    18. 20. Do you shower every day?
    19. 21. Do you think someone has feelings for you?
    20. 22. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?
    21. 23. Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat?
    22. 24. Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years?
    23. 25. Do you want to be in a relationship this year?
    24. 26. Has anyone told you they don’t want to ever lose you?
    25. 27. Has someone ever written a song or poem for you?
    26. 28. Have you ever been cheated on?
    27. 29. Have you ever cheated on someone?
    28. 30. Have you ever considered plastic surgery? If so, what would you change about your body?
    29. 31. Have you ever cried over a guy/girl?
    30. 32. Have you ever experienced unrequited love?
    31. 33. Have you ever had sex with a man?
    32. 34. Have you ever had sex with a woman?
    33. 35. Have you ever kissed someone older than you?
    34. 36. Have you ever liked one of your best friends?
    35. 37. Have you ever liked someone who your friends hated?
    36. 38. Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to?
    37. 39. Have you ever wanted someone you couldn’t have?
    38. 40. Have you ever written a song or poem for someone?
    39. 41. Have you had sex so far this year?
    40. 42. How long can you just kiss until your hands start to wander?
    41. 43. How long was your longest relationship?
    42. 44. How many boyfriends/girlfriends have you had?
    43. 45. How many people did you kiss in 2011?
    44. 46. How many times did you have sex last year?
    45. 47. How old are you?
    46. 48. If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say?
    47. 49. If you have a boyfriend/girlfriend, what is your favorite thing about him/her?
    48. 50. If your first true love knocked on your door with apology and presents, would you accept?
    49. 51. Is there a boy/girl who you would do absolutely everything for?
    50. 52. Is there anyone you’ve given up on? Why?
    51. 53. Is there someone mad because you’re dating/talking to the person you are?
    52. 54. Is there someone you will never forget?
    53. 55. Share a relationship story.
    54. 56. State 8 facts about your body
    55. 57. Things you want to say to an ex
    56. 58. What are five ways to win your heart?
    57. 59. What do you look like? (Post a picture!)
    58. 60. What is the biggest age difference between you and any of your partners?
    59. 61. What is the first thing you notice in someone?
    60. 62. What is the sexiest thing someone could ever do for/to you?
    61. 63. What is your definition of “having sex”?
    62. 64. What is your definition of cheating?
    63. 65. What is your favourite foreplay routine?
    64. 66. What is your favourite roleplay?
    65. 67. What is your idea of the perfect date?
    66. 68. What is your sexual orientation?
    67. 69. What turns you off?
    68. 70. What turns you on?
    69. 71. What was your kinkiest wet dream?
    70. 72. What words do you like to hear during sex?
    71. 73. What’s something sweet you’d like someone to do for you?
    72. 74. What’s the most superficial characteristic you look for?
    73. 75. What’s the sweetest thing anyone’s ever done for you?
    74. 76. What’s the sweetest thing you’ve ever done for someone?
    75. 77. What’s your opinion on age differences in relationships?
    76. 78. What’s your dirtiest secret?
    77. 79. When was the last time you felt jealous? Why?
    78. 80. When was the last time you told someone you loved them?
    79. 81. Who are five people you find attractive?
    80. 82. Who is the last person you hugged?
    81. 83. Who was your first kiss with?
    82. 84. Why did your last relationship fail?
    83. 85. Would you ever date someone off of the Internet?
  10. naked-and-delicious:

    Don’t have to be totally naked to enjoy tuesdays!

    Not at all!

    Submitted by Anonymous

    These are mine.


  12. The worst part about long distance is the lack of sex.


  13. The boy leaves on friday and I’m extremely sad about it.


  14. I’ve spent more time studying for the easiest exam I’ll ever have versus the hardest ones.


  15. When I search the food tag,

    I don’t wanna see a bunch of shitty vegan food.
    I want steak and cheese and scrambled eggs and chicken nuggets.